“can’t say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (Vance, ‘Hillbilly Elegy’, pp. 179–181)”
@rickrudescalves on X
Smart people, not us; but many very, very smart people are saying:
"I'm doing my best to spread
this story faster than those
couch cushions."
"I'll never forgive you
for making me google
'heterosectional'."
"Someone needed to teach
the right, if you're not going
to be honest; at least make up a
lie that's believable. "
"This is so much worse than
misspelling potato. Which no
one remembers, because it
was no big deal and definitely
was not me who did that."
"Voters in North Carolina,
the U.S. furniture capital;
should be particularly
alarmed."
"My wife made me sleep on
the couch and it was also
too tired."
"JD is the reason we put
plastic on our couches."
-bitter old cat lady
"How old was the couch?"
-Matt Gaetz
"Mr. Trump is unfit for our
nation's highest office."
-JD Vance
"You know what I'd do if I were
Vice President? Two couches
at the same time."
